Zombie Apocalyspe?
Well it looks like with all the zombie attacks lately, the zombie apocalypse is upon us. Personally i don’t believe in zombies, its just a way for ppl to scapegoat things. Zombies are just ppl on hardcore drugs, or mentally impaired, but either way I Bet those Yankees wish they had our gun laws now!
140MPH RACE
So I was going down the highway coming home from dropping my girlfriend off, & 2 guys on sport bikes flew by me, & i started weaving in & out of cars, the next thing i know im going 135 mph right next to these 2 guys for about 8 miles! it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
Slang terms for Masturbation
- baking a cake
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- releasing the hostages
- loading your shotgun
- making the bald man puke
- firing off knuckle children
- shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman
- slamming the ham
- flogging your log
- polishing your musket
- waxing your willy
- whacking your jack
- Going to see Rosy Palm and her 4 sisters.
- cleaning your pipes
- punching the clown
- playing pocket pool
- stroking the sausage
- rubbing one off
- punching the one-eyed nun
- beating the meat
- wanking
- jerking off
- catching the snake
- jacking off
- watching a bus load of children
- pulling off
- shaking hands with the sheriff
- choking your chicken
- jerkin’ your gherkin
- beating your meat
- shaking hands with shorty
- punching the clown
- whacking off
- Killing some kittens
- making some glue
- banishing white Russians from your Kremlin
- running in single user mode
- shaking hands with the minister of love
- going solo
- romancing yourself
- spanking the monkey
- spilling the chowder
- churning the butter
- test firing the rape cannon
- tickling Elmo
- slapping the salami
- choking a Smurf
- fapping
- paying a visit to Pamala Handerson
